Houseplant
“Can a houseplant be a pet?”
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Read MoreMost people will tell you that being a Dungeon Master is all about knowing the rules.
Those people are wrong.
Read MoreHave you ever watched one of those giant battle scenes, maybe on a popular TV show, and said “I want to incorporate one of THOSE into my D&D campaign?”
This hot little war will be Playboy legal and starring in porn come 2019! Now THAT is some ENDURING freedom!
Read MoreEvery micron of the wasp is a streamlined design of hate. Apple couldn’t make lines so smooth, nor could they display so much contempt with every curve. No graphic designer could evoke such panic with so few colors.
Read MoreIn honor of the 2018 Bad Sex Awards, we present another dubious honor: The worst sex scenes we found floating in river trash.
We call this “The Turgid Prose Award.”
Read More“Look at Oklahoma. Half burned, half irradiated, all dried out, can’t drink the water, can’t stay in the sun. The end of the world came and went for this place.”
Read More“She set up a routine for the drone and when night fell she’d try something different. Until then, there were mudcats to be gutted for dinner.”
Read More“The old fast food place was lined with black caulk sprouting weeds. The bricks were cracked and FOR SALE signs with realtors going back a decade were all fallen down like a bad hand of poker in the door.”
Read More“His father had caught him watching Drone Wars on a wireless once, when he was 12. He’d been forced to go pick cans for a week.”
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