Death Metal Daily

The Trash Ramp - or "Rust Wedge of the Airborne Assault"

FPJEROME: This particular entry was Inspired by one of my favorite tumblrs (tumblers? Tmblrs? Tumblurs?) - Resume Speak.  In it, everyday tasks are rendered obtuse and grandiose through the medium of 20 and 21st century business jargon and resume-padding verbiage.

So check it out. I'm sure he'll appreciate the two visitor increase!

Everyday concepts presented as heavy metal lyrics.


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Health Insurance

Hot coffee

Police Brutality

Minimum Wage Job

Evolution

Energy Company

Alcoholism

Ocean

Internal Combustion Engine

Hydrocarbons

Nike Shoes

Book

Electricity

Airplane

Abyssal Zone

Court

Life Support

Maple Syrup

Life Insurance

Fossils

Mountaintop Removal

Ants

Birthday

Smart Phone

Twitter

Cups

Fracking

Penciled Note

Internet

Luxembourg


HEAVY METAL EQUIVALENT


Payment Prevents Death

Speed Burns the Skin!

Police Brutality

Famine Dispensary

Endless Eons of Extinction

Mercenaries of Ecocide

Living to Drink Poison

Endless Fathoms of Absolute Darkness

Powered by Explosions

Twisted Chemicals Pumped from the Deep

Walk on the Works of the Slaves

 Sepulcher of Trees

Lightening Enslaved

Carriage Insulting the Gods

Abyssal Zone

The Sword of this Holmgang is Money

Death Support

Blood of the Forest Ancients

Deathpayment

Deathstones

Throw the Peaks into the Valleys

Slaves to the Arthropod Queen

Ritual of Approaching Death

Cyborg Enslavement Circuit

Shrieks of the Inhuman

Drowning Fluid Containment Array

Subterranean Pressure Harvest

Message from the Wood-Entombed

Global Pornography Exchange

Luxembourg