More Laws for State of Mississippi

Can you build a worse state government? Perhaps. But not with this advice.

Can you build a worse state government? Perhaps. But not with this advice.

Given what Mississippi state lawmakers generally get up to, one cannot help but wonder if they don't have any good ideas for laws. Certainly, Mississippi seems to be doing poorly by most metrics. Perhaps, if they weren't ruining people's lives by passing laws such as these....


More Laws For the State of Mississippi

The Pearl River Flow Abolition Act: Would outlaw "Netflix and Phil” 'jokes about Phil Bryant.

The Ross Barnett's Ghost Act: Would require WLBT Facebook comments to be more racist.

The Beth Israel DJ Protection Act: Declares Pearl Jam to be kosher.

The Mustache Wax Tax Act: Sets fees and taxes on mustache waxes.

The Comment Section Champion Motion: A motion to rename the Ross Barnett reservoir after a more racist Mississippian, once that person can be found.

X-Files Reinvestment Act: Declares that the X Files officially ends after Season 7 and all other seasons are struck from the canon.

Springsteen Act: Outlaws playing “Born in the USA” in favor of “Sweet Home Alabama.”

Jesus of Wiggins Act: Public displays of Jesus’s sayings now must end in “unless they’s gay.”

Eubanks Bill: All Mississippi lawmakers are now required to post ignorant, racist YouTube ads during each election cycle.


We at Pearl River Flow do not condone any of these laws aside from the X-Files Reinvestment Act, which we do endorse.