#Brexit, American Style

 First step's a doozy.

First step's a doozy.

Since we live in a post-apocalyptic swamp ruled by raccoons and madmen, we welcome any other state to join us. Given the "success" of the British exit from the EU, cleverly titled the "Brexit," we decided to come up with some campaign names in case any of these "United" States wish to join "land mass" in isolation.


Alascramba (Alabama)
Alascan't (Alaska)
Arigoneza (Arizona)
Arkansawwwhellnaw (Arkansas)
Coloradon’t (Colorado)
Califorgetya (California)
Connecticuttinout (Connecticut)
Delaweareouttahere (Delaware)
Florigo (Florida)
Habyeii (Hawaii)
I'mago (Idaho)
Ka'intsas (Kansas)
Michican’t (Michigan)
Mississayonara (Mississippi)
Mexit (New Mexico)
Nawbraska (Nebraska)
Gonetana (Montana)
WyGOming (Wyoming)
Ohbyeio (Ohio)
Nopelehoma (Oklahoma)
Oregone (Oregon)
Tennesseeya (Tennessee)
Texit (Texas)
Washingtout (Washington)
Vermonouttahere (Vermont)
Wisgonesin (Wisconsin)


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