BEHOLD, THE MAP!  Explore! Your search shall reward you with things you never knew existed! Here is the map to your new reality, the strange geographies of Pearl River Flow await.

The Newsflow

This flowing stream of information brings exalted weirdness, both comedic and dark. The things that flow down this river are a reflection of the dark machines that pump out our news and infotainment, they are not to be believed. Entering The Newsflow as an act of reality-navigation can result in a total loss of situational awareness.

ENTER THE NEWSFLOW

The Trash collects. It stays. It washes in from all over. Then, we take pictures. We collect the refuse. We display our finds here.

LOOK UPON THE TRASH

The Mire.

There is trash that has no form. Here, we discuss movies, comic books, television, and video games - the trash and triumph of a civilization that ended in 1980.

SINK INTO THE MIRE

The River

This world belongs to the bacteria, and sometimes we must focus on the world we leave them. When we discuss things as they actually are, this is where we do so. Think of this as the editorial page.

GO DOWN THE RIVER.

The Money

We at Pearl River Flow will never be offered or accept ads. Ads are a type of mental pollution, a psychic litter that poisons our sense and senses. Therefore, we ask you, the reader, to give us money.

GIVE US MONEY.

Future Trash

All becomes trash. There is a reason archeologists seek trash over treasure - treasure is what we wish to show, trash is who we are. You can exploit the consumer economy in which we live by scoring some sweet, sweet Future Trash, helping us pay for these adventures, and adorning your own flesh with our runes and sigils.

SCORE SOME FUTURE TRASH!



OTHER DETRITUS: 

The Babble:

The Babble is the companion podcast to Pearl River Flow. Each episode has a unique location that may come in handy to know. These USEFUL LOCATIONS are marked with a GOLDEN SQUARE. 

It is available on stitcher, google play, and Satan's Bloatware, iTunes


STANDING UP: This is not on the map, but it is a collection of various recordings of stand up comedy that I have permission to use from shows I have been in.


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THE CONTENT OF THIS BLOG MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA