BEHOLD, THE MAP! Explore! Your search shall reward you with things you never knew existed! Here is the map to your new reality, the strange geographies of Pearl River Flow await.
This flowing stream of information brings exalted weirdness, both comedic and dark. The things that flow down this river are a reflection of the dark machines that pump out our news and infotainment, they are not to be believed. Entering The Newsflow as an act of reality-navigation can result in a total loss of situational awareness.
The Trash collects. It stays. It washes in from all over. Then, we take pictures. We collect the refuse. We display our finds here.
There is trash that has no form. Here, we discuss movies, comic books, television, and video games - the trash and triumph of a civilization that ended in 1980.
This world belongs to the bacteria, and sometimes we must focus on the world we leave them. When we discuss things as they actually are, this is where we do so. Think of this as the editorial page.
We at Pearl River Flow will never be offered or accept ads. Ads are a type of mental pollution, a psychic litter that poisons our sense and senses. Therefore, we ask you, the reader, to give us money.
The Future Trash
All becomes trash. There is a reason archeologists seek trash over treasure - treasure is what we wish to show, trash is who we are. You can exploit the consumer economy in which we live by scoring some sweet, sweet Future Trash, helping us pay for these adventures, and adorning your own flesh with our runes and sigils.
STANDING UP: This is not on the map, but it is a collection of various recordings of stand up comedy that I have permission to use from shows I have been in.