The great trash-winning contest will soon be over! You've got until Monday to win THIS beauty:

Monday, September 8th, I will select the comment on the website I deem to be "most amusing." The commenter will win this hollow glass ...thing. It has a hole in the top and bottom, and would maybe make a nice aquarium feature or air-plant planter or on the end of your bottle tree, or would look good in any modern retro-apocalyptic hideout. If you're here in Jackson, I promise hand delivery. If you're not, I'll ship it to you at no cost to you. If you want it to be arted - I'll do something to it before sending it you. If you just want a globe, you'll just get a globe.

Now, get those razor-wits dulled on the facial hair that is the NEWSFLOW.