So You're Seceding from the Union
We can't imagine why you'd do it, but... some of your states of these United States may be considering a secession from the union. We here in Mississippi have some expertise in this particular subject, and don't want you to make the mistakes of the past. Most important, as the Brexit has shown us, is to have a clever name for your campaign to disjoin whatever organization it is you don't want to be a part of any longer.
Therefore, we present this list.
Note: Parts of this list appeared in an earlier Pearl River Flow, "Brexit, American Style."
Alascramba
Alascan’t
Arigoneza
ArkansawwwHellnaw
Caligoneyah
Coloradon’t
Connecticcuttinout
Delaweareouttahere
Florigo
Georgone
Ha'Bye-ii
I’mago
IlliNosir
InWeaint-a
IoWhoa
Ka’intsas
KenTuckandRolly
Louisiain’tHereNoMore
Main’t
Marylongone
Massashootsouttahere
Michican’t
MinneGOta
Mississayonara
Missohrealli?
Gonetana
Nahbrosgo
Evada
Nope Hampshire
Now Gosey
Old Mexico
New New York
Nope Carolina
Now Dakotgo
OhByeOh
Nopelahoma
Oregone
Pennslyvanityproject
Rode Offland
South Goneolinea
So’s Dagothough
Tenneseeya
Texit
Utaint
Vermaught
Virgoneya
Washingtout
Less Virginia
Wisgonsin
Whyohmout
FPJEROME