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We can't imagine why you'd do it, but... some of your states of these United States may be considering a secession from the union. We here in Mississippi have some expertise in this particular subject, and don't want you to make the mistakes of the past. Most important, as the Brexit has shown us, is to have a clever name for your campaign to disjoin whatever organization it is you don't want to be a part of any longer.

Therefore, we present this list.

Note: Parts of this list appeared in an earlier Pearl River Flow, "Brexit, American Style."

Alascramba

Alascan’t

Arigoneza

ArkansawwwHellnaw

Caligoneyah

Coloradon’t

Connecticcuttinout

Delaweareouttahere

Florigo

Georgone

Ha'Bye-ii

I’mago

IlliNosir

InWeaint-a

IoWhoa

Ka’intsas

KenTuckandRolly

Louisiain’tHereNoMore

Main’t

Marylongone

Massashootsouttahere

Michican’t

MinneGOta

Mississayonara

Missohrealli?

Gonetana

Nahbrosgo

Evada

Nope Hampshire

Now Gosey

Old Mexico

New New York

Nope Carolina

Now Dakotgo

OhByeOh

Nopelahoma

Oregone

Pennslyvanityproject

Rode Offland

South Goneolinea

So’s Dagothough

Tenneseeya

Texit

Utaint

Vermaught

Virgoneya

Washingtout

Less Virginia

Wisgonsin

Whyohmout

FPJEROME