California Recall Election, Pearl River Edition

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Voting! If you’re part of the 12.5% of the population that decides all of our governance choices in America, you probably have an idea of how to vote.

In California, experiments with new, highly energetic forms of democracy have led to elections that far exceed historical examples, and candidates with energies unseen outside of mall salesmen and prisoners. It’s Big Divorced Energy on display, and we spiffed it up a little bit for you in THIS, the Pearl River Flow California Recall and Replace Election Guide. Download above, right HERE , or continue on!

*Attention Secretary of State of California and Federal Election Commission. This is not an actual ballot. It is a work of satire BASED on the actual, completely hilarious ballot. Some text may have been altered. Some text was NOT altered, because I could not make it any crazier.