Apocalypse Limericks
Whenever an apocalypse occurs in the multiverse, if the culture has developed the limerick, a limerick will usually be among the last surviving cultural artifacts. No one, save GALGERAN, knows why. We have collected some of those apocalyptic limericks here, in our second collection of apocalyptic poetry. (Here is the FIRST)
The cows all used to eat grass
And methane came out of their ass
But teeth they have shown
With a tinkered genome
Our meat’s how they make their breakfast
Beware the face of a clone
In a vat they are grown
When you think that you see her
Or look in your mirror
Be sure of what side you are on
Hickory dickory dock
You are in for a shock
The AI plays dirty
And for you, it just might be
Applying electrodes to your cock
They put on a helmet of plastic
In order to do something drastic
With drone and baton
And body armor all on
They’ll make you pay for being sarcastic
The worms they go in your brain
To prevent you all of this strain
They can make you forget
The most unpleasant vignette
But obey or they’ll drive you insane
They no longer have a uniform
Not a patch or a badge just a gun
How much can you pay?
Their visors will say
And they’ll never leave you alone
The buses and trains load up here
And a ticket costs everything dear
For as the sky turns to fire
They’ll head north or expire
You bought your children one more year
On the day we dropped the last bomb
We did it without any qualm
For we could not regret
Being the only ones left
At last the whole world would be calm
You do what you do to me
And say that it makes you free
You produce evidence
And keep taking your chance
But by and by you’ll pay the same fee