20 Ideas Better than Having Donald Trump Speak at a Civil Rights Museum
Ideas that are better than, or at least similar to, inviting Donald Trump to the Grand Opening of the Mississippi Civil Rights Museum.
1: Inviting Roy Moore to the Reopening of Northpark Mall
2: Inviting the Champawat Tigress to Children’s Museum Opening
3: Sparkler Night at the Fabric Museum
4: Guest Speaker: Towser, the Glennturret Mouser, at the International Museum of Mice
5: Static Shock Days at the CPU Factory
6: Jenny McCarthy’s Vaccination Clinic
7: Lemon Juice Day at the Baking Soda Warehouse
8: Bleach and Comet Mixer Night
9: Watergun Fight at the National Archives
10: Knife Day at Parchman Penitentiary
11: Bring Someone Else’s Kids to Work Day (No Asking)
12: Making Jeffrey Dahmer spokesman for Soylent
13: Fish Head Scented Air Freshener
14: AA Field Trip: Distillery Tours
15: Scrote-Blades: The Knife for your Balls
16: Mike Pence Themed Strip Club Called “Mothers”
17: Special Presentation by the Duggar Family at the Fertility Clinic
18: Making Donald Trump President of the United States
19: Diabetes Luncheon, Catered by Krispy Kream
20: “Make Yourself Respectable” Presentation by FPJEROME