“…at the end of the day, that's' what the REAP Act is all about. We get people killed. Killed by their family, that’s delicious. Themselves? Also great. Someone else? That’ll do. And you know, we take their money, we make sure that anyone who’s down gets kicked, and if they’re already getting kicked we make sure they’re getting kicked harder, and if they’re getting kicked hard, well we damn sure better make sure that boot we’re licking has steel toed boots.”

Note: Pearl River Flow is auditioning for a role as the new op-ed mouthpiece for the state government now that Y’all Politics is being subsumed by a larger media group. Therefore we have published this piece by Senator Ditcherson of Hoobastank, in Leans County Mississippi. 

We’re not saying there’s a rule that says a dog CAN be a legislator. There’s not one that says a dog CAN’T be a legislator, either. And if there is, it’s probably just as confusing as the Mississippi Public Records law.

The Mississippi state legislature, noted proponents of ideas, has recently proposed that they act as a Venture Capital firm to bestow tax dollars to startups. Here are a few we think they should get behind.

Voting! If you’re part of the 12.5% of the population that decides all of our governance choices in America, you probably have an idea of how to vote.

“The worse things get, the better the deal looks. That’s the deal with Belial. Belial, the Demon of Deals.”

“…perhaps you, like I, actually do have an interesting job…”

In 2060 the President of the United States of America decided that the reason all the wild animals were going extinct was because they didn’t have jobs.

Weirdwhale!

Jackson showed his three year old daughter the toy closet…